Do You Make These Mistakes 

In Bed?

- 20 ways you can don't screw up in bed -

1) SQUEEZING HER BREAST and  BITING HER NIPPLES  

Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then! clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good.

2) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES 

Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points. 

3) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT 

Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it. 

4) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS 

Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers

5) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY 

Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not. 

6) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA 

Although most men can find the clitoris, they still believe that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there than you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is OK in principle, but if you're not careful, it can hurt - so don't get carried away. It's best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of her vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it, along side of the clitoris. 

7) STOPPING FOR A BREAK 

Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.

8) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY 

Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some move toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple of buttons. 

9) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST 

A man in socks and underpants is a at his worst. Lose the socks first.

10) COMING TOO SOON 

Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too. 

11) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH 

It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a SEX god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you're playing Marathon Man. 

12) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME 

You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don't know, don't ask

13) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN 

Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It's about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her. 

14) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX 

Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she's performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do what's necessary. 

15) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO 

Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie there. And don't grab her head.

16) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES 

Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like she is riding a bull. And let her have a rest. 

17) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX & PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT 

This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don't think that being drunk is an excuse.

18) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES 

If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings. 

19) GIVING LOVE BITES 

It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weekend.

20) THANKING HER 

Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen.

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